How to eat cereal
Step 1: Get a bowl and spoon
Step 2: Get some cereal and pour some in the bowl making sure not to overfill the bowl you have chosen.
Step 3: Go to the refrigerator and get some milk.
Step 4: Open up the milk and take a sniff to make sure its not sour. If your sure it's not sour skip Step 5 and proceed to Step 6.
Step 5: If your unsure if the milk is sour have some one else sniff it and possibly get them to taste it too.
Step 6: Pour the milk into the cereal filled bowl making sure not to spill any milk.
Step 7: Insert spoon into cereal and lift out a spoonful of cereal and place in mouth.
Step 8: Chew thoroughly and than swallow.
Step 9: Repeat steps 7-9 until no more cereal is left and than drink the remaining milk.
This has been a public service announcement brought to you from me.
2 comments:
Can I suggest some refinements?
Step 6.5: If you prefer your cereal with less crunch (I like mine slightly softened, but still "al dente"), then use sufficient milk to cover the cereal, and then wait for a short period until cereal reaches desired level of saturation.
Step 9 (alternative version): To achieve a truly aesthetically satisfying eating experience, plan ahead while repeating steps 7-8, consuming enough milk with each spoonful to ensure that milk and cereal are exhausted simultaneously.
Now why didn't I think of those!
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